Classifieds, Vol 1 No. 3

Feeling flirty in Fitjar? Moist in Moster? Let our Classifieds team lead your salmon to a commercially-approved spawning ground

Man, 64, Bømlo seeks woman aged 52-53 in Haugesund. Hey city girl, we can hang out some day! The three things I enjoy eating most? Passion fruit, peaches, and p... ineapple ;) Snap: BaitMyRod

Chess nut (M, not yet 29 at the time of writing) would roast you in an open foyer. Capable of succeeding from all 960 possible starting positions. Snap: king_magnus

Woman, 58, Bergen is tired of holding the reins and wants you to take control. In my day job I 'm dominant, but after work I promise the power will all be yours. Snap: missright

Man, 59, Oslo lusts for power, seeks submissive F. If you're interested, be ready for me to make you labour ;) Snap: jonasdenstore

Woman, aged 52-53, Haugesund is tired of the big city life and wants to discuss country matters with you. You must be aged exactly 64, and a Bømlo resident. Bonus points if your favourite musician is Jay Sean, or you share my love of pineapple as a pizza topping. Snap: PerfectMatch