Classifieds, Vol 1 No. 1

Lonely in Langevåg? Sleepless in Svortland? Contact our Classifieds team to find the crab to your teine

Man, 64, Bømlo seeks woman aged 56-63 in Bømlo area. Enjoys fishing, farming and f...un ;) Snap: BaitMyRod

Man, 49 wants YOU to star in the seventh (or is it the ninth?) volume of award-winning, international-bestselling "novel." Likes alcohol, smoking and self-harm. Dislikes writing, hiking, and legal ramifications. Snap: dancingInTheDark

Man, 55, Minneapolis seeks fellow Bømlovenn for getting in touch with his Norwegian roots. Must be willing to travel and have valid US travel visa. Kjærlighet knuser alle! Snap: ektenorskjon

Chess enthusiast (M, 27) wants to promote you to his queen. Baby, you must be a damaged pawn structure, because I know I'll have a good knight if I can put it in your hole. Snap: king_magnus

Woman, 56-63, Bømlo area seeks man, aged 64 exactly, in Bømlo proper. Will I still need you, will I still feed you, when you're 64? You bet I will. Snap: PerfectMatch